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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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When Beverly had a dream about swimming in a pool of orange soda, what did it mean?

It was just a Fanta Sea.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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