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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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A swimming pool table.

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An elevator pitch.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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A tripod.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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A dessert island.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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