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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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