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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What do you call a bank that is located next to a river?

A river bank.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What is the coat for an octopus called?

A coat of arms.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What time did Jimmy eat 30 peanuts?

8:30

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