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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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