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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What are these people doing?

They're getting on board.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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