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What is a tall column of pills called?

A pill-ar

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What is this person doing?

He's really using his noodle.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What does Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Sigmund Freud, and Karl Marx all have in common?

Their last names are one syllable.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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