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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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What is a very small bull that runs very fast called?

A bull-ett.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's a luna sea.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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