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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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