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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What is it called if sugar cane rebels against a farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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