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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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What is a rebellious tick called?

A heretic.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What song is about AI being used by farmers?

Old MaDonald had a farm - AI, AI, O.

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