Pictures:

What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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A dessert island.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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What is this picture saying?

Crime is out of the question.

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