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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What did the first humans say to each other?

"You man".

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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A dessert island.

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A paradigm.

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