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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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A tripod.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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