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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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