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Why did Bill put his left hand over the food when he finished eating?

Because the food on the plate were left-overs.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What is the boy doing?

He's looking a gift horse in the mouth.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What is it called when someone drinks whisky when he has a sling on his arm?

A sling shot.

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A paradigm.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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