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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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A square not.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What part of a car is similar to the drawer with plastic gloves?

The glove compartment.

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