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What do you call an ant that is good at finance?

An account ant.

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A pear of scissors.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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