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A paradigm.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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