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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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