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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Why is a body of water on the moon crazy?

It's luna sea.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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