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What are lost and found items displayed on a basketball court?

Small claims court.

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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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Where did the army put their best soldiers?

On the front lions.

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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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