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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What is Fidel Castro saying?

Have a Havana banana with a bandana in my banana republic.

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Why did Bill want his wife to make pie without sugar?

His sweetie pie's pie was sweet enough.

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What is this pitcher doing?

He's pitching a tent.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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