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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What do you call kids eating chips?

The munch and crunch bunch.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What do you say when you finally see a parking space?

I spot a spot.

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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What do you call a date to make sure a person is right for you?

Validate.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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