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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What did the teacher say to the student when he asked to make up an exam after graduation?

She said, 'You can't make these things up.'

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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