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How do you describe someone in the Middle ages throwing his wig in the air when he inherited money?

The heir threw his hair in the air, and he flipped his wig.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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What is this?

A tripod.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What were the backyards called that were shared between 9 houses?

The whole 9 yards.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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