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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What is it called when someone drives using an interactive talking GPS device?

ChatGPS

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What does a cell phone, a credit card, and a bullfight have it common?

They all involve charging.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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Why did the orange teacher call the student orange 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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It's a reddish radish in a red dish.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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What is the difference between an elevator and an escalator?

An elevator elevates, and an escalator escalates.

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Why did Alan collect lots of L's?

He thought it was good to have morals.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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