How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

1614

What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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Why was the cow afraid?

It was a cow-ard.

1310

What happened when Sam lost the sheet listing his debits and credits?

He lost his balance.

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In war, what is more important than who is right?

Who is left.

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

1988

What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

366

What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

1225

How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

1224

What did the cosmetics company do when customers complained about some impure ingredients?

They wanted to make up with the customers about the make up of the makeup.

1709

If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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