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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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