Pictures:

What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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A field of hole wheat.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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