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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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