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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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