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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What was the name of Joe's band, and which instrument did he play?

Band Joe.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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