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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd always jump through hoops.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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