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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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