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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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