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What happened to the circus performer who swallowed a wood file?

He got a raspy voice.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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