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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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