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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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A son of a gun.

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