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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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