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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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