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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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