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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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