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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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