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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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