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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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A field of hole wheat.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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