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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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