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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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