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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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