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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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