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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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