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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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