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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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