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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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