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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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