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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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