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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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