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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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