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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why should you never scream into one of these?

You'll strain your voice.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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