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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why does this horse always give leg cramps to its riders?

His name is Charley.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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