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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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A field of hole wheat.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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