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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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