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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What was the reply of the lady on the subway when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, but I'm strapped at the moment.

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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