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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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