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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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