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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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