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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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