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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

It's a heeded discussion.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why is being a jockey such a desirable profession?

They just horse around all day.

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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

2005

Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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