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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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