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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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