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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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