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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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