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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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