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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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