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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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