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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Syria

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!!!

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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