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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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