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How does one shorten a coughing fit?

Using a hack

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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