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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Why did the man give up Reader's Digest?

He had a digestive disorder.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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