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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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