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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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