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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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It's illegal to laugh loudly in Hawaii.

You must keep it to a low "Ha".

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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