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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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