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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006

Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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