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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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