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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What was the reply of the lady on the subway when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, but I'm strapped at the moment.

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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