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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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