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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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