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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He couldn't get a handle on it.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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