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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Which type of beer takes longer to make than other beers?

Lager

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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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What is Santa Claus's favorite agricultural activity?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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