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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

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What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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