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What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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