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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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