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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What is the first phase of a liver transplant called?

De-livery

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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