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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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