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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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